Today is 22.01.2020
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Dont say hoop-la neither you hop over. At first have a look to what you jump at. (Julian Tuwim)

   Chuck Norris

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.