Today is 23.09.2021
Name day Berta
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A human, who can show off only by his honourable ancestors, is like potatoes - his better part is under ground. (Francois De La Rochefocauld)

   Chuck Norris

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.